Hello, dear family and friends, esteemed acquaintances and well wishers:
We found a group picture of some of you in our collective photo album. Wow, are you hot!
What's that you say? It's not you in this picture? Well, could have sworn... Anyway, you are all so gorgeous, we are just going to leave this here as a representation of you all.
The flattery portion of this post is now complete. On to the subject at hand...
Many of you have inquired about a gift registry. If you are contemplating the option of generously bestowing wedding presents upon us, we would be thrilled to receive the gift of a honeymoon (or fractions thereof) rather than material goodies. So, to that end, if you wish to offer a gift as a token of your affection, please direct your preferred legal tender to our gift basket at the event or send it to my Paypal account (marcussab@gmail.com) where 100% of proceeds will go to sending us to a galaxy far far away, perhaps to eat honey on the moon, apricots in the Okanagan, oysters on beaches of glorious coasts, Popplers on Omicron Persei 8. That would be shiny indeed!
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